One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut
up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he
went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he
met a policeman.
The policeman said, “What is your name?”
“Shut up!”
The policeman replied, “Are you looking for trouble?”
“Yes!”
The policeman fumed, “Where are your manners?”
“In the toilet.”
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and “Americanize” their names.
Bu, called himself “Buck”
Chu called himself “Chuck”
Fu decided to return to China.
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before
the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet
behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. “This is marvelous,”
said the journalist. “What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of
roles?”
Replied the Kuwaiti woman: “Land mines.”
2007-09-09 01:57:15 · 30 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha liked them. Couldn't groan at you if I tried. lol!!
:-)))
2007-09-09 03:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-09 09:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Permission to groan? Only kidding. I think they got better as they went along. Keep 'em coming. Just not too frequently! Te-he!
2007-09-09 09:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I Like The First One.
Have A Star :)
2007-09-09 09:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahhahaaaa, your right jim, i did groan but laughed at the same time mate.
2007-09-09 09:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, a tiny groan.
2007-09-09 10:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great....
I like "land mines" best !!!
Political jokes are they
political correct !?
Aaron.
2007-09-09 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two were good. The third I don't get. No, wait. Now I do.
2007-09-09 09:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Julian B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.) The first joke was funny
the 2nd joke was okay, but the third joke, i have one thing to say and one thing alone:That is terrible!!! Omg!
2007-09-09 19:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to groan at your jokes!! They were all funny !! I liked the Chinese one best!! FU*K!!! hahahahahaahaha!!
2007-09-09 14:40:44 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋