2007-09-09 00:43:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nope. Its never going to happen.
2007-09-09 00:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by littleminnie1000 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Perhaps in another 335 years. At church about fifteen years ago a pastor said that Jesus would not come back till the gospel had been preached to all people. He said it would take 350 years.
2007-09-09 00:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean "Comeback Tour" I have been back for a few years seeing if you Christians have learnt anything yet, because the others shore haven't
2007-09-09 00:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-10 06:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time you go to a Catholic Mass He is physically present there at the altar in the form of bread and wine. You should go some time. It can't hurt you.
2007-09-09 00:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by dweebken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
We do not know the exact day, but we are able to read the "signs of the times".
Are you ready for his return?
2007-09-09 01:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He better plan it so it doesn't coincide with an Iron Maiden (\m/)Tour as there is only one option for me and it begins with I and ends in Ron Maiden.
2007-09-09 00:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, and I heard Credence Clearwater Revival is opening.
2007-09-09 00:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ is not coming on tour but to judge us from our sins. Just wait the time.Get relax and you will come to know it.
jtm
2007-09-09 00:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Certain Christians encounter divine meetings, so when they have the chance again, why not ask him?
2007-09-09 00:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by Muslim 1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he's having some trouble lining up venues big enough to hold his Glory.
2007-09-09 00:46:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋