What's a name that you would never name your child?

Answer 1

Pilot Inspektor
Apple
Heaven
Ireland
Jazz Domino
Kal-el
Moxie Crimefighter
Zolten
Suri

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Answer 2

Any of those insane celebrity child names - like Apple, or Blanket, or Pilot Inspektor. Ridiculous. I would never name my child after a fruit, vegetable, or inanimate object. I would also never call them a super-popular name like Jessica or Kylie or Matthew. Or the name of an infamous person in history, like Adolf, or Ossama, or Suddam. Or the name of somebody who I disliked when I was growing up, like Kayla, or Stephen, or Benjamin. And I personally have never liked the name David. I would also never call them a totally weird made-up name, like Kiashanaleitha or something. And I wouldn't call them something that would be easy to misspell or mispronounce, or wouldn't fit well with my surname. Phew... that's cut the list down quite a lot!!

Answer 3

Boris, Eugene, Homer..

Birtha, Harriette, Phillipa

Answer 4

Pilot Inspektor

Answer 5

Damien because of the Omen movies.Bethany sounds scary also.Adolph for obvious reasons.Attilah's not sounding so hot either.I don't think we really need any more mike's or daves even though I like the sounds of these names.Naming your child after a division of the Toyota corporation is also unacceptable to me(Lexus,Mercedes).

Answer 6

Tiny or Gaylord?
I have a friend and his last name is Specker. It didn't matter what 1st name his parent had chosen, because it still would have sounded hilarious. His first name is Greg. Say it out loud and you'll see what I mean!
His Mothers name is Linda...and that's even funnier!

Answer 7

one of the worst trends is naming your child a fairly normal name only spelt in some outrageous way. it's just a lower class thing to do. if you're going to name your child something overly trendy like 'kylie' just bloody name her that, don't stick her with 'khyllyee' for ***** sake. i met a pretty girl named mary the other day and she had to tell me what her name was coz she was wearing a nametag and it said 'maire'... give over, it's MARY! just spell it the normal way!!

Answer 8

Newman.

Unfortunatley this name runs in my fiances family, so i'm stuck with it as a middle name if we have a boy when the time comes. But come on, Newman? Eww. Totally reminds me of the charachter from seinfeld, lol.

Answer 9

Elizabeth

Answer 10

Loch Ness