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~FOOL TRYIN 2 COPY ME~ on some ~KINKO ****~ he ~DROOL ON THA TRACK~ he ~DONT SPIT~
u might ~CONSIDER YASELF GORRILA~ i feed him ~BANNA CLIPS~ head arms and lips talk wit a ~LISP~ i dont really give a **** ~****** WIT ME~ better ~RELOAD QUICK~ because ~BURETTAS~ clap ~FELLAS~ who wanna ~TEST US~ i have his ~BRAINS DISPLAYED~ on ~FRONT PAGE~ wit a ~12 GAUGE~ and if you still wanna play ~ITS OK~ because im in tha ~GAME LIKE E.A~ i never recyle ~I AM AN ENVIMONTAL TERRIOST~ im takin care of this ya rhymes str8 ~GARBAGE~ so im takin it out ~SOCK YA MOUTH~ piss on ya ~COUCH~ i got money in a ~POUCH~ and i spend it on ~GRAVE MONEY~ becasue i buy guns that will ~SEND YOU 2 THE CEMENTERY~ aint that funny? got mo ~TIPZ~ than siclon ~IF ITS ON THEN ITS ON~ im the best ~AWATIN FOR CHALLNGERS~ who caclutaed ya ~ALGERBA~ 1 glock 8 shots 7 bodys dropped ~ i ~CLAW MY WAY TO THE TOP~ i aint huey but i leave you ~POPPED LOCKED AND DROPPED~ if you think u better then.. STOP...

lmao HAHHAHAHA riight.... SURE go 2 www.letsbeef.com AND MAKE AN ACCOUNT OR JUST LOOK UP KEY-MONEY im wayyyyyy better den you U SCARED 2 DO IT get the fuc outta here weak asz rappr

Answer 1

Help, I'm going blind from reading this

Answer 2

Why are you talking about guns when your just thirteen
I can do better than that, without talking about a killing spree
This is just you, getting schooled by your local MC
This is nothing unusual, it's just the typical thing
But don't be embarrassed because it's okay to lose to a legend like me
I'll teach you how to make these lyrics of fury
I'm sorry what did you ask? No, these lessons aren't free
So it's obvious that you'll have to pay a fee
You claim that your guns will send me to the cemetery
I don't need guns, I got rhymes that will kill you and I'm not lyin,' these rhymes will really take you straight to heaven

This goes out to "Simply Tha Greatest" (nothing personal though)

Wannabe lyricist
Wannabe lyricist
Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe lyricist
Stop writing already, your just a disgrace
You always talk fiction and about how you slapped a ho's face
Get out of the game because your a wannabe MC
I talk about facts, you talk about smoking weed
Try to get in my face, I'll feed you my lyrics
So you bite in to them and claim to be the greatest
Instead of being a cocky mouth kid why don't you learn how to go platinum
I'm better than that, I'm already a hip-hop phantom
This diss to you will soon become an anthem

Answer 3

Now let me smoke and toke
And Let these ****** know that Leejo ain't 'bout no jokes
***** betta learn the ropes
We like costra nostra
And'll **** around and cut yo' throat
Decapitation facin devastation nations when they ragin can't stop this
***** you can catch a fist
And you can rest in piss
But the diss and you thought I missed
I'm indestructable and untouchable
Ain't givin a **** about what you know
I don't love no hoe, I don't mug no mo
But I'm still collectin my other dough
Now peep the rawness my rhymes is flawless
Fools get tossed for tryin to floss like bosses
People can call this the clique wit no losses
Cause a ***** can flow from September to August
Deeper than seven seas, colder than no degrees
****** is easy to get down on ya knees
When you ****** wit rhymes like these
I always find that he's bitin my **** it's me he's tryin to be
No more chances understand this
I'm the man wit the plan I stand from Kansas
And this weed enhances scandalous dances
What is in my hands will take yo last glances
****** wit a technicality, that's what it gotta be
***** sittin on the side of me
My mentality makes fatality reality
Split yo anatomy, assault and battery
****** pray to God we stop, we won't though
Askin who's on the top, they don't know
But don't no muthafucka in the muthafuckin western muthafuckin hemisphere really want Joe
Associated with a deadly force we got codes
Deeper than morse
Sounds like force
And needle points bullet shoot through a horse
So of course
I'm leavin ****** dead like a corpse

Answer 4

banana clips huh? yea u bit that from lil wayne/
bitin a gay rapper, thats a got damn shame,
cant stop, wont stop, the flow is apparatic/
cant handle it, you need an atlas to try and map it,
use ya coordinations, the east is where i reside/
you in the dry lands, in a ghost town, you gotta abide,
steadily bringin the heat to ya, but I aint talkin about gats/
bring the bricks & steal through ya city, but you wouldnt know about that,
dont try to keep pace wit me, I'll leave you hangin like Sadaam/
Couldn't be clever wit it so you had to start talkin about moms,
It made me hungry, now im eatin all these rhymes, compliments to the chef/
chef is the architect of the weak lyrics i murked outta distress,
wont stop until the sun cease to shine, and I see u in that casket/
this a MC burial, and no Im not being sarcastic
pistol-whip the shyt your blood and sweat went into, thought it was perfection?/
well your name's not Christ so get the f*ck back to checkin

Answer 5

The Best Rapper on Yahoo is such a great title to hold, especially when you're typing about busting guns

That doesn't even sound right, how can someone type about busting guns.. I felt a little gay just doing it.. Get a life dude

Answer 6

da **** i'm drinkin make me wanna throw bowz
betta stay cautious cuz i plan on snatchin yo ho
she ride me like a cowboy call me tony romo
if anybody wanna trip, best believe i be at yo door
bust through like da po-po, da hell wit da knockin
Jim Rome burnas be taggin ya we boxin
somebody betta tell da referee to start countin
boy i'm standin tall like i'm on top of a mountain
how many times i done ripped a nicca, cant count it
call me dog da hunter cuz these rappers iz my bounty
u betta guard from ya chest up
red all ova ya but itz not ketchup
who da best now nicca betta fess up!!!

nah u aint da best, i hold that title!

Answer 7

kyleon b lame, kyleon b a biter,
kyleon b a wanna be gangster type writer,
kyleon b the type to talk about guns,
and the one who runs scared to his school with the nuns,
at first it was cool, and sorta amusing,
that the styles ur choosin, are an online illusion,
I mean the thing to you I would like to mention,
most talk about bloodshed to get some attention,
but you'll just get detention, or hung like suspension,
or backslapped five times to another dimension,
the first slap is sorta like the ones ur dad gives,
when he gets drunk and molests all of his kids,
the second is like that night you tried to fight,
and with one punch you let a girl put out ur lights,
the third is like birds, cuz it drop from the skies,
to damage eyes, the fourth is like a kick between ur thighs,
the fifth is the one that you should be most aware,
cuz it can appear anywhere, like poof from thin air,
and this hit when applied is not like the lube,
that you use to get f ucked by all of ur dudes,
smooth, and without any friction,
this slap is the kind that can help with your diction,
and help ur linguistics to be more specific,
to help let skill shine through not just talk thats explicit,
it washes ur brain like ur mom washes ur mouth,
and ur clothes, and ur azz, i know what im talkin about,
she thinks your verses have too many curses,
so she bandaged up your mouth like Mexican nurses,
it helps with your rhyme scheme and your tired walk,
cuz im not inspired to battle 13 year olds who gun talk,
but have never gun played, besides on Halo,
and have never seen a close friend surrounded by halos,
so lay low youngster and keep lying and biting,
while I'll keep crowds jumping with my style that's exciting

Answer 8

Does it make you feel like tha sh!t
to rap about guns that you'll never get?
Rap about something articulate!
Make it snappy lil boy before I pistol whip.
Sounds like you just a little bitty baby rapper,
tryen to be hard witcha back-a-pack-a,
acten like you strapped with gats,
I need to slap ya,
Pissen on my couch?
I'll wipe your face with your diaper,
I'm dissen you while I make Top Ramen noodles,
that's how easy it is to pimp you *****,
now take my shoes off,
Keylon b gone
your shits all wrong
light yo rhymes on fire and smoke
it up in my bong.

Answer 9

Aren't you supposed to be freestylin'...this seems pre written...and who is the "US" ur talkn about...I thought it was just U...~FOOL TRYIN 2 COPY ME~ on some ~KINKO ****~ sounds familiar

Answer 10

u suck homeboy...... i WOULD type sum quik **** ta murk you, BUT! i aint tryna have u bite my sh!t



Edit: i USED 2 be on letsbeef lame......