1.Clearly it's a Doohickey! My God! That you couldn't recognize it is apalling!
2.That song was called "Mecka lecka hi lecka heinie ho". It's a cultural ditty.
3.It's hot because you're in that ski parka....and it's July....wassamatta with you?
4. Well...it was green and had very large fangs poking out of it's gaping maw. It kept saying "Why did you marry my daughter?...."
5.Typically the floor is under my bed. However, tonight, the entire French Riviera is under there.
6. Uncle Lester is hiding in the closet. He still thinks it's funny to jump out and try to scare me like he has for years. The problem is, I'm forty now....
7. Well, my friends.... 1876 was unique indeed. It was opened without much fanfare by the enigmatic "January 1st", however 1876 was best known for lasting an entire year!
8. Buddy Larosa wrote the phrase, but it was later initialed by Patrick "pizza hut" Henry and John "Dominoes" Hancock.
9. www.cutthecheese.com. I mean why would anyone wanna cut the cheese man? Why? All I ever did was love....
10.These shoes were made by a drunken Yugoslavian cobbler. Apparently lacking elves to assist him, he outsourced his work to sweat shops.....
2007-09-08 18:35:42
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answered by Cheese 4
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1. What on earth is that? It's pizza!
2.What's the name of that song? Yesterday
3. Why is it hot? Because it's pizza!
4. Can you describe it? Yes!
5. What's under your bed? It's pizza!
6. Who's hiding in the closet? No one!
7. What happened in 1876? Ah, the Centennial
8. Who wrote, "Give me liberty or Give me Pizza"? Did someone say Pizza?!
9.What web site strikes fear in your heart? MySpace
10.Where did you get those UGLY shoes? My Mother, Pizzaface!
2007-09-09 00:29:11
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answered by The Babe is Armed! 6
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1. A 4-letter pronoun used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as pointed out or present, mentioned before, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis
2. Here are several ...
- Take THAT and party
- I Need THAT (I want THAT)
- Are you THAT Somebody?
- The One THAT You Love
3. IT is hot due to friction between the I and T.
4. A 2-letter pronoun used to represent an inanimate thing understood, previously mentioned, about to be mentioned, or present in the immediate context.
5. I thought it was the cat ... if something else, please help!
6. How did all of them get in there?
7. Samuel Tilden beat Rutherford Hayes in the popular vote for President of the United States. After lots of bitter disputes, the Republicans (who controlled the North) agreed to pull federal troops out of the South (they had been there since the end of the Civil War).
8. Patrick "Domino" Henry, just after King George failed to deliver within 30 minutes.
9. IRS.GOV
10. I have NO ugly shoes ... I'm from Appalachia ... we have none.
2007-09-09 20:58:56
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answered by jdkilp 7
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1. What on earth is that?
It my mom tuna ( sorry it green its was from 3 weeks ago)
2.What's the name of that song?
If your happy and you know it!
3. Why is it hot?
cuz were in the desert
4. Can you describe it?
Yes it hot there and it duz not rain and they have pizza!
5. What's under your bed?
A rotten apple why do you ask?
6. Who's hiding in the closet?
I dont know.....why dont you check?
7. What happened in 1876?
There were ants!
8. Who wrote, "Give me liberty or Give me Pizza"?
Well duh I DID
9.What web site strikes fear in your heart?
My website like duh where have you bin?
10.Where did you get those UGLY shoes?
OMG! THESE R CUTE! my grandma got them when she was like 13!
2007-09-09 00:30:58
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answered by Pop_star 2
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1. IT'S A GIANT FLYING CHEESE!!! (run!!!)
2. POLKA DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. because i wanted it to be
4. YES, it's a big dancing peanut
5. pue evil!!!
6. the guy on the KFC sign
7. THINGS! MANY THINGS! MANY EVIL THINGS!
8. YOU DID!!!!!!!
9. they all do!
10. HA! i'm not weaaring shoes! IN YOUR FACE!
(yeah, i know i'm weird)
2007-09-09 00:48:09
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answered by llamalover 2
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