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Ok you're a sales rep. going door to door trying to sale this object http://wiki.blendercn.org/images/b/be/Manual-Part-XIII-verts-polipo.png
How would you sell it?
What could it be used for?

2007-09-08 14:46:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

"This is a solid piece of 100% recycled metal, and you would be doing your part to the environment, by buying this fine object, firstly, because we can't actually use it for anything else, but an icon. As a symbol of your selfless dedication to our fight to make our world a better place, you can get this at todays rare sale price of $600. And we'll even throw in a stand."

2007-09-08 15:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 3 · 1 0

I would point out how aesthetically pleasing it is and how it would look great in any empty corner. Either that or I would just blackmail them. XD I'm not a very good sales person.

It could be used as a hat stand, an elegant (?) piece of art, a club for quick defense against robbers, a toilet paper roll holder, a display stand for necklaces, a paperweight, a part of a costume (what kind of costume idk), or part of a brilliant booby trap for the fridge meant too keep temptation to end a new diet at a minimum.
Yah that's all I can think of.

2007-09-08 21:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kristin ^_^ 3 · 2 1

"Listen carefully, and I have to talk low because I don't want anyone to overhear us. There are aliens, around us, and don't pretend you don't know, don't pretend you haven't heard or seen them. You might have heard the rumor, that they're coming to get the human race. All I'm concerned about here is your safety. This, is a special radio, it's invisible to their eyes, and our only means of communication if they come down. For a small fee, and I'm only charging because money is the same currency in the world this radio will talk of that we will go to after they take over, I can give you this radio, and you can be saved from the aliens and slavery."

2007-09-08 21:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by curiosityreincarnated 3 · 3 1

It's a personal water tower. Everyone should have one in their backyard for those dry and crispy times.

2007-09-08 21:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1 0

Good morning ma'am. May I interest you in a..... *explains*

OUCH! She just slapped me! That's it, I'm outta here!

Remind me not to sell kinky toys again!

2007-09-08 21:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2 0

hmm i would say its a club to beat off muggers...id sell it mainly to old ladies in bad neighborhoods

2007-09-08 21:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Nugget 6 · 2 2

i'm sure we could find something it could be used for then let it sell its self

2007-09-08 21:52:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 1 2

hmmmm..... you can use it to put a wig on....bracelets...necklaces.....headbands..... or you can put a wet cup over it to dry off... i dont know...lol.

2007-09-08 21:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by andrea v 3 · 1 0

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