Mine has been absent for several days now and I’m starting to get worried. I tried calling the FBI but the guy on the phone just laughed and said they had better things to do. I tried Homeland Security but all they were interested in was what nationality she was and what religion she belonged to. When I said I wasn’t sure they hung up.
Any suggestions on how to locate a wayward muse?
What has worked for you?
2007-09-08 14:09:40 · 7 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
The FBI and Homeland Security can be like that.
Have you unknowingly offended her? Were you impatient with her?
Muses can be fickle creatures and can vanish instantly if they have insensitive and impatient creators.
Perhaps she is worried about the longevity of being your muse. Have you had many? Do you change them often?
Surely after seeing this request she will understand that you are concerned and will come back.
Can you ask your wayward muse directly?
2007-09-08 21:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by Soundproof 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Calling someone will only irritate her. She'll come back when she's durned ready. Perhaps you need some time off. I'm sure she knows this better than you. A muse is ALWAYS "wayward" to you, because you want what you want when you want it. Just breathe deeply & relax. (Perhaps she needs a break, too.)
2007-09-08 18:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your Humane Society may be cats in effortless terms, yet they might have a microchip reader. If the dogs is chipped, they may be waiting to tell you who the owner is that way. in the event that they only have a reader which could tell the dogs is chipped yet would be unable to confirm the chip, then you somewhat can take the dogs to a vet and that they might have a reader which could tell the information on the chip. yet many times shelters have readers which could examine all chips. If the dogs isn't chipped, then you somewhat would placed an advert interior the paper. many circumstances newspapers will record chanced on pets for unfastened.
2016-12-16 15:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd call a psychiatrist,
And drink some frozen orange juice.
2007-09-08 14:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Vawewia 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call 0800 MUSE 4 YOU.
;)
2007-09-08 21:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, u have eight more goddess and the ninth one might come back
2007-09-08 14:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by luminous 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um...I would try a P.I. and a psychic.
2007-09-08 14:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by Psymon Illa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋