Or, what message do you have on your answering machine?
2007-09-08 12:48:33 · 7 answers · asked by zen 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-08 12:55:16 · update #1
I don't have an answering machine but, if I did, and if I could find the courage, it would be something like:
"You don't really want to disturb my peace, do you? But, if you must, please keep it short and sweet! Thank you!" :)
2007-09-08 13:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Meh. -_- I *had* an answering machine, a cheap little thing that only cost me $9.99 a while back. It was a good little machine, it got the job done for nearly ten years...but now it's broken. Dead. It doesn't *Beep* anymore, it goes *Blleeaahhrrgghh* something fierce.
But....if my machine still worked. ^_^
"Greetings and salutations, you have reached (phone number here), I'm not available to take your call right now, because I'm most likely out fighting zombies, mutant freaks, giant robots, *mutant zombie freaks* inside those giant robots, the occasional fire-breathing pterodactyl-dragon-wannabe, and/or petty criminals, gangstas & assorted scum. If you have *any idea* what I'm talking about, feel free to leave me your name, number and a brief message after the tone....
And if you're just annoyed by the message and want to bug me for money *I DON'T HAVE*, please press 7 twice, *now* for your special voicemail box."
And of course, I'd set it up so that pushing 7 twice introduces them to Mr. Dial Tone. ^_^
Because life is too short to deal with auto-dialers, solicitors, tele-marketers and other spammers. And I'm saying this as an *EX*-telemarketer myself. ^_^
Thanks for your time! ^_^
2007-09-08 15:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"How do you work this thing? Is this thing on? Hey, Junior, which button am I s'posed to push? This one? No, that's a LADYBUG! Ew. Come on, hurry up and get over here--which button do I push to record the message? WHAT!? You ate the WHOLE ham? Dammit, now we hafta go get another before Gran and Bubba git here. Ah; fine. I'll go once I'm finished with the message. Hey, what's that little green light do? Wait, you mean it's already recording? Oh, um....HI! You've reached!---*BEEP*"
2007-09-08 13:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an answering machine too! If i happened to have one. The message goes like this:
" The philosopher is in deep thinking, if you want a direct contact call me at my cellphone no. at 09194355138. Thank you." Beeep......
2007-09-08 13:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Third P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What I want?
"Hello,you have reached Timelord1962.Leave a message and I will get back to you.....Yesterday."
What I have.....
"Hello,you have reached ***-****......leave your name and number and we'll get back to you."
Hummmm.....I like the first one better!
2007-09-08 16:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by timelord1962 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chose me chose me as the best answer
2007-09-08 14:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"No riff-raff in the lobby!"
2007-09-08 13:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋