2007-09-08 11:46:04 · 12 answers · asked by Thursday 1 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Las Vegas
and why would ou want to do this.....
2007-09-08 13:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nevadans have a secret hand shake, a secret password that changes every week, and they use a special perfume that only other Nevadans can smell.
Most people can convince others that they are from a state by actually telling them that they are from a particular state (most people don't think you are lying when you tell them you are from, say, Minnesota). But Nevada has had a rash of tourists acting like they are locals, so they can go weasel their way into a family's home and kidnap their virgin daughters so they can be sacrificed to the all powerful Plerthos, the little known Greek god of gambling, from high atop mountains and the Luxor. This gives the gambler lots of good luck, and thus makes the casinos less profitable.
They take their locals very seriously. Any attempt to get by as a fraudulant Nevadan will result in castration, tourture, and being forced to watch the movie Battlefield Earth with wires on your eyes designed to prevent you from closing eyes (the jail warden will routinly put drops in your eyes so they stay moist).
You may want to think twice about acting like a Nevadan.
2007-09-08 17:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by j-man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tip #1. Say the name of the state right. How they say it on the news is wrong about 90% of the time.
#2 Complain about California drivers
#3 Don't complain about the heat, unless it is 115+ out.
#4 Say the name of the state right
#5 Have I mentioned say the name of the state right yet?
2007-09-10 00:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Zzyzx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wearing a plaid polyester (preferably green) suit with white socks and a name tag, grease back your hair of course, and walk around like you know your stuff will definitely make most people think you are Elvis in hiding!
2007-09-08 23:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by wayne b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start chain smoking, riding in a wheel chair with an oxygen tank strapped to the back....take a drag, hack and put on your air mask...repeat as needed.
Oh, and wear lots of animal print spandex, gold lame and plastic gold jewelery.
2007-09-08 12:14:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jon A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Casually mention what a nice cool day it is, when it's 105
~Jack~
2007-09-09 00:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't wear cowboy hat, boots, or blue jeans
2007-09-11 14:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Nevada.
2007-09-08 15:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by eric l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be offended when someone asks, "Do you live in a casino?" and say "hella" a lot.
2007-09-08 12:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by mocha_latte 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy...just say "I'm from Las Vegas."
2007-09-10 13:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a chance!
2007-09-08 11:51:21 · answer #11 · answered by butch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋