what is YOUR "favorite" magazine? How about coming up with some other amusing spin-off names. I expect big things, big things. Come on wow bill and numbsain?, brainlady and Stacey b, Randall, Michael, Cheese... EVERYONE! Play with me.
2007-09-08 11:16:17 · 9 answers · asked by Guinness 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Yeee hAAHaaa. you guys are out in full force! I LOVE YOU! HAHAHA. this is SUCH a trip...
2007-09-08 15:54:03 · update #1
bronwen is kickin some seriouso butt.. take it or leave it ! read that stuff and deal or kneel.
2007-09-08 16:00:01 · update #2
My dearest sweetest numbster... I think magazines should be your next magaflops. But... if you feel it's been done here. how bout designerflops? And I swear unto you that I'venot begun to think about any of these possible answers, I am not into fashion or designers..
2007-09-08 16:10:41 · update #3
bill, you are unbelievable.
2007-09-09 01:47:45 · update #4
Murder Trend
National Pornographic
Harv 'n Erd's Bidness Reevue
RednecksBook - Large Picture Edition
Breeder's Digest
Sunday Afternoon Pillar
U.S. Nudes and Girl's Report
Better Shacks and Weed Patches
Better Gnomes with Garters
Better Hams and Gerkins
Buttered Homos Named Gordon
Broader Honey's on Large Ones
Badder Homies and Gangstas
Spores IIllustrated
Spurs Illustrated
Spurts Illustrated
Shorts Illustrated
Skorts Illustrated
Sluts Illustrated
Sssshplorts Ill ...Illush ...lush ...sshhhh ...shh ...TRA ...tuh ...dud
Good Hearsekeeping
Harpies Bizarre
USA Whenever
Men's Fartness
Women's Fatness
Pretension
Farmers Al and Mac
Journal of Wound, Ostomy and Continence Nursing
Cleptomaniacs Monthly (Steal This Magazine)
Stories From the Confessional
Plumber's Crack Illustrated
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Coming soon to your local newsstand:
Playboy - Articles Only
Playboy - Braille Edition
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Sewage Illustrated
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True Confessions (Well, ...it coulda happened.)
Spuds Illustrated - Swimsuit Editon
Voodoo Science Monitor
After-LIFE (a little more upbeat than DEATH)
HEAR (for deaf people - from the publishers of LOOK)
Hey Boy! (official publication of the KKK)
Clay Boy (Nude pictures of Mr. Bill, Gumby and other claymation characters)
Stray Boy (Candid photos of men caught cheating on their wives and girlfriends.)
Dray Boy (Pictures of naked men pulling ox carts)
Tray Boy (Pictures of naked waitresses)
Gray Boy (Pictures of naked octogenarians - I can't tell if they are men or women.)
Hay Boy (Naked cows, pigs, horses and other farm animals)
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SMELL (Scratch-n-sniff edition of LOOK)
Flayboy - The S&M Monthly
Filetboy - Naked fish pictorial (all the pages are laminated and the October centerfold is gonna be a BLOWFISH!)
Scenthouse - Monthly Journal of Otolaryngology
Fussler - Pornography for those with OCD - 128 pages of the same picture ...and article(s)
Tussler - Professional wrestling enters a new market - NO HOLDS BARRED. (Japanese edition is all Sumo!)
Stenthouse - A tamer version of the original to help men recovering from cardiac bypass procedures ease back into the swing of things.
Yentlhouse - It's koser!
Muscle Her - Wifebeater's Monthly
Guzzler - Naked pictures of heavy beer drinkers. Cancelled after only one issue because the bellies were better hung than the "boys", so there was just a whole lot of hairy stomachs to look at. (And, the artcles weren't that great either.)
Puzzler - Nude pictures of geeks playing with Rubic's Cubes
Muzzler - New monthly magazine planned by Michael Vick. Publisher recently announced a 12 to 18 month delay in release of the first edition.
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Numbsayings - Random bits of wit and wisdom from a truly demented mind ...that almost make sense.
ALLRandall - Pictorial exclusively dedicated to various depictions of white sheets on a field of snow.
Guinness Monthly - Stories and pictures about beer and little doggies.
Say CHEESE! - Trade journal for kiddie photographers with tips on how to get children to sit still and smile without using drugs or alchohol.
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Staceyb Quarterly - Pieces so good they only come once every three months.
I think I'm done now.
2007-09-08 13:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Newsweak, Peephole Magazine, Martha Stewart Isn't Living
2007-09-08 11:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite magazine is a weekly news magazine. Its name is ever changing, depending on who is on the cover.
Rhyme--when it features writers.
Grime--when it features crooked politicos.
Dime--when it focuses on economic problems.
Slime--when it talks about really, really crooked politicos.
Lime--when it talks about produce.
Mime--when it features actors.
Chime--when it features musicians.
Climb--when it features those who hang off of mountains for fun.
Thyme--when it features cooks.
Crime--another one for politicos, or more specifically those who have actually been indicted.
Prime--when it discusses the Federal Reserve and what they are doing about interest rates. It's also called this when the female or male on the cover is a true hottie, or when they are discussing the fact that beef is what's for dinner.
Sublime--when it features preachers or democrats, also when it features hotties of either gender.
There's also one called National Desirer, which frequently discusses the inability of many of those in Hollywood to stay faithful to their partner for more than about 17 minutes. I don't buy or read this one, but I do enjoy the headlines. That's how I found out that one of Britney Spears' kids was actually her lovechild with an alien that looks like Bigfoot. The baby weighed 72 lbs. when born, and he has ears like a bat. She lets him ride on her lap while she drives because he can use echolocation to help her steer. Her husband wants custody of him so he can travel around and show him at state fairs.
There's one I see sometimes at 7-11, and which is kept behind the counter. It's called Lenthouse, and from what I have seen, it features really nice looking nude Catholic and Orthodox girls refusing to eat certain things before Easter. It's a close cousin to Renthouse, which features the same girls looking for apartments to live in while singing songs from a famous musical. They are also nude, which I presume has to do with trying to get a lower rate on housing.
Another one behind the counter at 7-11 is called Prayboy, and features preachers and scantily clad ladies. It has a close cousin as well, Slayboy. It features scantily clad ladies with a lot of the weaponry currently being used by the US military--I think this one might be a morale-boosting magazine sent to the troops. Or, it might have instructions on how to use those weapons. I don't know, because when I have looked at one, I just see a lot of nudies, but people are always telling me they read it "just for the articles".
Since I have already admitted to peeking at the magazines behind the counter, I will simply tell you there's another one called Dry Times. It seems to feature people who grew their own pot, but were so stoned they forgot to pay their water bills. They no longer smoke, because their homegrown goodies all died.
If I think of any others, I will let you know.
Happy reading!
2007-09-08 15:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Big Buggs (check out the thorax on that honey bee)
Ow! (yew luked at eet faw tew longue, stewpehd)
Preyboy (50 years of preying on women's insecurities)
Tenthouse (or are you just glad to read it)
Rustler (bestiality, for men too sick even for Hustler)
Cheroki (what these babes won't do for wampum)
Bent (she's still good)
Pigguns (Al Bundy's really getting desperate
Better Homos in Garters
Thirty-Teen Magazine
Newsbleak (the stories you can't bear to watch)
National Gee-too-graphic (they're not white so its okay)
The National Enphotoshopper (enquiring minds want to see it photoshopped beyond recognition)
Hot God! (the lord like you've never seen him)
(man I'm going to burn for that one. Bye bye account!)
Retention (Top Ten Laxatives!)
The Ball Street Urinal
The San Francisco Chronic Call
The New Porker
Dumb (Hip Hop Culture—Oxymoron?)
Esquare (300,000 pages
sk-ELLE-tons (Fallow Fashion
Harper's Bizarre (Page 32 is a Real Live Model!)
Morgue (fashion to die for)
InSty (fashion for big fat pigs)
Marie Eclaire (Plus Size Fashions)
No Figure (the perfect 14 14 14 model)
Seventee (Tom Jones or Tony Bennet, who dies first!)
Billbored (Sampling samples from sampled tracks)
2007-09-08 15:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you particular that's mice that are eating the tomatoes? Squirrels and birds will consume ripening tomatoes as properly. Poison or traps is possibly your ultimate wager in case you do no longer choose for cat doo on your backyard. i contemplate whether the poster who stated a fence might describe to us what variety of fence will save a mouse out.
2016-10-10 05:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by engman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh..I like 'Tame' when they make politician's Man of the Year, and um...Reader's Digestive for my belly problems, and lessee...there's Homewreckers (real name Homemakers), it's always full of interesting..err...ideas, Flawed for fashion faux paus (Flare), gosh what else...oh...The Beaver for history (and no I didn't even have to change that one that's the real name!) And I can't forget our version of 'Tame,' which is MacClaims..(McLean's) cause they always make the most outrageous claims from 'an anonymous source' type thing.
2007-09-08 14:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've always liked Rolling Bones, Schnozzmopolitan, TV Snide and No Time.
2007-09-08 11:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Starfall 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Car'n D'Rriver (Car and Driver)
Motor Friend (Motor Trend)
Family Circus (Family Circle)
2007-09-08 11:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about "The National Intruder" for "The National Inquirer?"
2007-09-08 11:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋