I didn't do it, my son did it to ME. Yesterday I was sitting on my deck steps that face a busy street and I was wearing a cute blouse with SNAPS for buttons.
My son is just about to turn 2 and lately he has had an obsession with buttons.
I was on the phone speaking with a close friend while watching my son play in the yard. I had a few other things in my other hand.
My son runs over to me and cries out "Button!?" and literally grabs my shirt with two hands and rips it COMPLETELY OPEN !!! To expose a naughty black bra to the entire population of the passerby!!!! I frantically try to juggle the phone and put the stuff in my hands down to cover myself and in the meantime break out laughing hysterically - telling my friend on the phone what has just happened. My son is insisting on re-opening every button I get snapped, with haste and strength I didn't know he had, and the whole time I'm saying in a loud angry whisper - "No! Please! DO YOUR OWN BUTTONS!!!!" And I'm laughing so hard cuz my friend on the phone is in a riot, this makes my son laugh and try to get his hands on my buttons even more and then - thankfullly, finally, he relinquishes his grip, and .. I'm ... able . . to . . . breathhhhhhe .. and .. b u t t o n my .. blouse.
Ahhhhh, a sigh of relief and quick glances all around to see who saw. Many. Oh well, chalk it up to toddler antics and grin and know that well, "At least I wasn't wearing the old, stained, ratty nursing bra!"
2007-09-16 08:27:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Well today i played dizzy cowboy, spun around with my forehead down on a bat 10 times and then tried to run my horse back through the gate....hmmmm didn't work well....i fell over like 6 times...lol at least most other people did too ;)
2007-09-08 11:03:20
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answered by Bite me 6
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When I was on a school trip to Virginia Beach, I was running ahead of my friends on our way walking down to the beach. We were walking on a sidewalk that ran along a busy road and I thought I was being funny by mooning them real quick....well, as I glanced back to laugh I didn't see the sidewalk was uneven and I tripped and fell and my shorts fell the rest of the way down. so there I was laying on the sidewalk with my pants around my ankles with my bare butt up in the air with lots of traffic driving by.
2007-09-15 15:35:46
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answered by Hot Mom ALERT! 2
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crazy embarrassing public
2016-04-03 21:41:54
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answered by Michele 4
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I tripped on an uneven sidewalk in front of the courthouse. Right there on main street. It was also rush hour. I was so embarrassed.
2007-09-15 13:54:07
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answered by ♥sick n tired♥ 6
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I have tripped over myself so many times in front of hot guys, and i have even yelled out that it's not my fault i'm gassy when i'm on my period in the middle of the mall, just to embarass my sister. I turned beet red X)
2007-09-08 12:01:52
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answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6
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In public on a very busy street in a very busy part of town, I got beat the **** up. That was embarrassing. But it wasn't something I did actually.......
2007-09-15 17:21:27
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answered by Anonymous
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I was standing at a bar wearing a tube top, when I looked down both my tittys were all the way out. I was so drunk I didn't notice until someone told me.
2007-09-16 01:00:20
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answered by keri_ricker 2
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I tripped on a curb walking towards the mall..........
my daughter had to help me up and the knees of my jeans were torn.Everyone stopped and asked if I was okay?
Then i went shopping with torn jeans........ what a day!
2007-09-08 11:05:05
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answered by Anonymous
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my family and my brothers family went to the jersey shore for a week,we all gathered our things for the beach and left the motel to go on the beach, my mother forgot something in her room and asked me to get it for her,so i go inside and i forgot the room number,was it 312 or 321,so i thought it was 312, i find 312 and i open the door and what i saw was mindbogling,there in the bedroom was this elderly couple making whoopie!!! well,i ran out so fast and in my haste i went out the first door i saw and promptly locked myself out "on the fire escape"! i was never so embarrassed in all my life,but can you imagine what that elderly couple thought when i walked in their room and caught them doin what comes naturally?
2007-09-08 11:40:05
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answered by Anonymous
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