Why do I even bother answering questions with you nobodies...?

Question

I find myself questioning why I even go on here with such nonentity. I am the star of the basketball team(32.8PPG 14.7RPG 12.2 APG, 5.8BPG, 3.9SPG) as a sophomore in high school! I have been offered a scholarship to play basketball from 59 DIVISION 1 TEAMS!!! I am the star of the football team(I am the quarterback, 3567 passing yards, 48 TD's 2 picks) I think I am going to Notre Dame(they've already sent me a letter of intent) to be the starting QB and SF.(Ican play small forward because I am 6'7 and a chiseled 225 pounds). Let's see what else... oh yes! I am a straight A student, the most popular person in school, the list goes on and on and on! I'm basically perfect, do you think I should stop amswering questions with you nobodies?

-From the American treasure-

Answer 1

And see all that modesty it taught you too!

Answer 2

I am not sure why when your so popular you write on a international website telling everyone of your success and that everyone else are non - entities. But on the otherhand
Obviously, with your track record of success and such impeccable breeding it is important for you to help others - it would be such a waste for you to be selfish and keep all your secrets of success to yourself.
If I were you (I am but a mere non entity) I would write a book and get people to buy your story and thus make you even richer AND MORE FAMOUS - or I would go out and enjoy myself with all my friends and not sit at a desk looking into the glowing screen of my computer telling the whole world how good I was - but that's me.
Keep up the good work anyway and good luck

Answer 3

Yeah I heard about you. Korn wants you to play lead guitar, 50 cent wants you to help him lay down rhyms, Jessica Alba and Tara Patrick want to gargle your marbles. right.

Now wake the F#CK up. and go back to your miserable little pathetic life where you suck at school, havent even talked to a girl let alone gotten to first base, have pimples all over your face, parent hate you coz the condom broke, are fat and stink.
The only reason you are here is coz thats all you can do, yo dont have any friends or any thing to do worth a piece of crap so you are here clogging up the forum with your stupid questions.
Hope your life works out for you and you get laid at least once before you die

Answer 4

Thank you for bio. Known a lot of people like you and wasn't impressed. To walk the talk or talk the walk? You can't be too bright, if you can't make up your own mind as something as simple as this.

Answer 5

You sound like a dreamer and a retard to me, if you were all these things why don't you go ahead and tell us your name? oh yeah because you are lying to try and make your worthless little self feel better about your sorry couch potato azz.

Answer 6

So, what you're really saying is you're some 50 year old fat bald guy pretending to be somebody on Y!answers?

Answer 7

Wow,thanks for taking 2 minutes away from pulling your pole and eating cheetos,to come up with that assinine story.

Answer 8

i think the question should be "how do i get my head to fit through a normal sized door"....personally i think your lying about you skills but hey dreams are reality for some folks.....party on dude

Answer 9

You lie, you're a 14 year old boy, covered with acne, who's 5'4" and weighs 287, and you'd rather watch Star Trek than football any day.

Answer 10

Now what would we do without your extreme wisdom to guide us? No! No! you can't leave us oh majestic one, life would not be worth living. Please say you'll stay we need your bull**** fertilizer to grow. Oh I am so sad now... I think my life is over. What to do?

Answer 11

In ten years you'll have a beer belly,an ex wife,child support payments,and you'll still be living your highschool days....