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I'm watching my neighbours transport band equipment on a 4-wheeler with beer, lol...and heading straight for that circus tent.
2007-09-08 08:59:13 · 31 answers · asked by Ivyvine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know when you live in farm country when......
you know what a "cattle guard" REALLY is.
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Additional:
This is true.
My friends had a get-together and invited some people from church that had just moved here from Boston. They gave the new friends specific directions to their house. It was getting late and they still had not arrived. The phone rang and it was them asking, "We must be lost, we passed a lane that looked like it might be where we were supposed to turn, but we didn't seen any cattle guard. Will we still see the cattle guard after dark -- I mean, will he still be out there? And, will he have a gun or anything?"
2007-09-08 09:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you the ones that bought my old house? LOL! You know you live in farm country when the neighbors cows walk up the steps on your deck and it takes 6 men to get her DOWN. (cows like going up, not coming down) Happened to us. We also had some llamas and a huge pig come over for a visit as well.
2007-09-08 09:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You Know you in farm country when ........You say get er done... or you drive your truck always with your dog in the passenger seat... or you shop at piggly wigley....... beer and a 4 wheeler allways qualifys you as a farm boY.. thats a given
2007-09-08 09:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You're stuck on the highway behind a slow-moving tractor and the air is scented heavily with manure...gag me.
2007-09-08 09:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The farmers clean the barn out in the spring and spread the manure on the fields.
2007-09-08 09:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
you have to drive 5 mile a hour behind a tractor...in a 55 mph zone
you have to drive 25 miles to get to the grocery store...
when you open you windows to let in fresh air and all it is is farm fresh poop...
2007-09-08 09:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by blue moon lady 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow ...it seems really cool to live in a farm country from what I see here. I love nature...
2007-09-08 19:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your house sits in the middle of a pasture field,and the cows are the lawn mower
2007-09-08 09:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by wormoil2000 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your husband pulls his boat from the backyard with the riding lawn mower.
2007-09-08 09:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When you see rolling hills with cattle and horses roaming around.
2007-09-08 09:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by barbwire 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋