Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a "Nazi".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "Doughnut eating Gestapo". He finished the second ticket and put in on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.....
2007-09-08 08:30:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey a biker just pulled up in my yard seee ya!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-08 09:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2007-09-08 08:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by ash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well well thats got me rolling as im not really a hillary fan.go get em .girl.i gotta love your profile though.
2007-09-08 09:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by jayhawker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick pup..... I respect that in a retired, depends wearing, early bird eating, shuffleboard playing woman....
2007-09-08 08:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! do you know someone in Madeline? I just got that joke yesterday.
2007-09-08 08:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Big-Sur-runner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are my heroine. I wish I could give you an instant level 7.
2007-09-08 08:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!!that was funny!!what if he asked you for your driver's license?that would have been funnier!
i feel kinda sad for the poor person who got all those tickets!!
2007-09-08 09:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, thank you ;)
2007-09-08 08:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋