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go into the rest room and mess up your hair, your clothes and your make up. The walk up to random people and politely ask "Excuse me sir (or madam) I have been traveling for so long. Can you tell me what this year this is?"

I'd avoid the first answer unless you want to stay in that airport REALLY long

2007-09-08 08:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 2 0

You could sell flowers and make money at the same time! Offer haircuts to those that won't buy!

2007-09-08 15:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 0 0

Walk up to a pilot & say "Don't call me Shirley"

( Anyone who knows the movie Airplane will get it )

2007-09-08 15:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

flick your lighter..and scream FIRE!! Sit back and enjoy the drama that follows..laugh it off when the cuffs are placed on you- and enjoy the short trip to the station- what a way to kill a day!

2007-09-08 15:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Teej 3 · 0 0

Read the Bible
do crossword puzzles
flirt ; )

2007-09-08 23:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1 0

drink a bunch of beer and play on the escalators

2007-09-08 15:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get naked and plaster your body against the large window when an airplane approaches....loll...

2007-09-08 15:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Flaming Tresses aka Walkingbymoonlight 5 · 1 0

play poker on line with random people

2007-09-08 16:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by FREE HUGS 5 · 0 0

start dancing with the llama that is escorting you,and call her shirley!hehe!!

2007-09-08 16:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0 0

peolple watch..try to figure out their names and occupations

2007-09-08 16:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 7 · 0 0

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