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I'm really feeling depressed today, can you cheer me up :-(

2007-09-08 07:00:47 · 16 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

I'm sorry sweetheart :( Hope you have a great day!

2007-09-08 07:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How about by reminding you that you are alive,and breathing well,you are upright and conscious,you are obviously healthy enough to sit at your computor.Apparently,you have a home,and your electricity is turned on. You are more fortunate than so many others in this world,that surely,you are no more depressed than they.
Does knowing this cheer you up at all?

2007-09-08 14:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You're on Polls and Surveys. How the hell could you be depressed? If all the clowns on here, including myself, can't cheer you up you may need professional help.

2007-09-08 14:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 1 0

I'm sorry, deary. How about a joke?
(I read this in the joke' s section):
Two old women were waiting for the bus one day. They had been waiting for so long that one lady comments to the other,
"I've been sitting here so long my bottom fell asleep."

The other lady says, "I know. I heard it snoring."

I though it was kind of corny, but I hope it cheers you up a bit. Good Luck.

2007-09-08 14:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 2 0

Life is so short. Go out and enjoy life. Cheer up. Run out, laugh loud.

Read some jokes on YA. May give you a laugh. Not so sure ;-)

2007-09-08 14:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Gently Put

Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one.
"Break it to her gently," they all urge.
"Leave it to me," he says. When Smith's wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
"How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!"

2007-09-08 14:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 0 0

get on outside for a nice walk- the fresh air will make you feel better. I also like the suggestion of going to a movie- go see Nanny Diaries- it was good

2007-09-08 14:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by nanny411 7 · 1 0

One thing I do is listen to fast music. Stay away from the slow kind. The best thing is to find the ones that make you want to dance.

2007-09-08 14:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by KLB218 2 · 0 0

How about going to a web site that tells funny jokes

2007-09-08 14:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 1 0

Try eating a huge bag of sour skittles and drinking amp
always makes me happy
but its probably cause those are my two most favorite things ever

2007-09-08 14:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by :) 7 · 0 1

Lets go to the movies?!?1

2007-09-08 14:06:47 · answer #11 · answered by racinimod 4 · 1 0

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