•█ Can you write an amusing love story that includes these phrases?

Question

1. Blah. Blah. Blah.
2. A plague on both your houses.
3. His heart started thumping.
4. In a demure fashion.
5. Lurking in the background.
6. In the name of all that is holy.

BONUS PHRASE: It is my lady. Oh, it is my love.

Answer 1

(in a posh restaurant)
'Will you marry me?' Bob asked Sally.
'BLAH.BLAH.BLAH.Ok then, darling,' she replied.
But her evil ex Satan waved a finger at them. The waitress came over and asked him what he wanted to order.
'A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!' he shouted menacingly pointing at the happy couple. 'Oh, and a cup of tea,' he added.
Bob cornered Satan after the meal in a dark alleyway. HIS HEART STARTING THUMPING.Unfortunatly so did Satan's fist.
'You can't marry her- her heart is mine!' he screamed at Bob. Sally studied the bus stop graffiti IN A DEMURE FASHION. Bob was doing pretty badly in the fight; however his saviour was LURKING IN THE BACKGROUND.
'Hello, Bobby Pie,' said a rather camp bodyguard. He kicked Satan so hard he cried.
'Ow!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!' he shouted, holding his stomach.
'And unholy,' added Satan, putting his arm around a surprised Sally. There was a contented sigh. 'IT IS MY LADY. OH, IT IS MY LOVE' he said to her.
'No, I've just wet myself' replied Bob
'

Answer 2

"In the name of all that is holy'', he prayed like he has never prayed before. ''His heart started thumping'' when she walked into the Garden of Romance ''in a demure fashion'' only models would know how.
He blurted out, "It is my lady. Oh, it is my love.....come to me".
She replied, "Blah. Blah. Blah. So, what's new?"
He answered clumsily, "A plague on both your houses''.
How silly and foolish he felt after saying that!!
She retorted, ''A plague??!!! Hmph!!!" and stomped off, leaving him ''lurking in the background'' of the garden...........

Answer 3

Deep in the Swamps,in a small community off the byou, was a little shack doubled as a bar and Store.
In a demure Fashion, a beautiful young woman entered the shack.Lurking in the background was a very excited young man, peering from the dark corner., the store owner's son.
the young man approached the young woman, Whispering softly into her ear...It is my Lady,Oh, It is my Love .. As the beautiful lady turned to the young man, she slowly unbuttoned her blouse, revealing all her charms to Him,
His Heart started Thumping, in sync with each of her Heaving breaths..
His excitement caught him up, as it rose above him...The crowd gasped " In the Name of all thats Holy... Grabbing her up, they started out into the deep swamp....Passionately they were embraced in the cover of the deep wood, When All of the sudden, a sound was heard.......
Screaming out of the wood like a banshee, With Lightening striking, Thunder clapping all above the two lovers,Rain began to fall, there in the darkness against the flashing light
Stood the Witch of the Deep Black Water!!
Cursed you, son of the Keep.. A Plague on both your houses. Forever your generations shall...
Standing his ground, shakeing with fear, his desire rose uo again in defiance..trying to compose himself... the young man Yells to her, Yea, BLah Blah Blah, Thats what all mothers -in Law Say!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

If instead of blah blah blah, bom bom bom,(his heart)
A plague on both your houses she yelled, his heart thumping,
in a demure fashion. (blah blah, blah,) bom, bom bom,!!
Lurking in the background It is my lady,Oh it is my Love!!!,, (kisses, hugs, hugs) bom,bom, bom, (his heart)
In the name of all that is Holy, where did you come from?
I thought you were gone... gone.. forever,, my love!!, (kisses, kisses, and more kisses) and...... oh my love!, you feel so...
more! more!!!, oh my Goood!!... YYYEEEEESSS!.
Is that what you wanted my lady?

Answer 5

Yes.