Anyone know how to pray in Islam?

Question

This has got to be the stupidist thing I have ever heard...Osama Bin Laden warns American's to convert to Islam. Isn't that against what they believe in?

Answer 1

I thought I heard once you're supposed to go into a restroom, remove your shoes, twinkle your toes in the toilet water, stand facing the toilet, salute it, then flush all your worries down with the toilet paper you dried your feet off with.

Step two is leaving without wiping up or drying off the floor.

Answer 2

There is only one way to pray in an Islamic country.
Their way.

All other ways are forbidden in a nation with an Islamic government, at least in public. No repairing a church or synagog, no showing religious symbols, no preaching, no spreading your religion, no repairing religious buildings or structures.

Only Islamic structures, symbols, and expressions are allowed.

Some people point to Turkey and a few others as proof that isn't so.

This is only because these countries REFUSE, even though they are dealing with the same terrorist tactics we are having to face, to have a religious government. They are a SECULAR government. Even so there are tight restrictions on other religions.

My family escaped Islam in the 1950s. We've been expecting this war for decades. The Saudi government kicked Osama out because he wanted world domination NOW, by the sword.

The Saudi government and others were willing to use the more peaceful means of getting majorities in democracies
AND THEN transforming the government to Islamic models.

That didn't suit Osama well, so here we are.

Islam can never succeed at their goals, as too many people are aware of what is going on.

The United States has taken the only choice other than taking on all of Islam: to help them make the social revolution necessary to accept freedom as part of their culture.

Islam will survive.

So will we.

Answer 3

This makes perfect sense. Islam demands a level of orthodoxy that makes it's followers all brothers(sort of like liberals only unlike liberals who call you names when you disagree with them islamics kill you) In the mind of Bin Laden the world is divided into two camps, the world of life (islam) and the world of war(everyone that does not practice islam) Bin Laden is not a radical but a traditionalist. The koran tells it's followers to spare the converted, so Bin Laden offers that option. Stupid?, no. What I find stupid are those people who think that traditional islamics such as Bin Laden can be persuaded or negotiated with to bring about a peaceful resolution to the war we now fight with islam.

Answer 4

OBL can kiss my royal American azz. I don't know how to pray in Islam and I will never consider doing so.

Answer 5

It is required.
They warn infidels to convert, when they won't convert then it is considered an act of war and they have the duty to kill anyone who won't convert.
In other words...get ready, they're coming.

Answer 6

No actually they give their adversaries the opportunity to convert before they wage war.

Answer 7

Do we learn to pray in Arabic BEFORE we pick out the color of our Burquas of after?

Answer 8

The first thing you do is draw a pentagram on the floor, get naked, then go kill innocent people. that is pretty much it, then go have sex with a goat.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

there is nothing, only God (Allah) and mohammed is God's prophet
in Arabic " la ilahe illallah, Muhammedün Resulillah"