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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"

2007-09-07 22:45:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Oh! This is a funny one!

And sadly, I kind of suspect it's probably a somewhat accurate public perception of the two governments.

Please, enjoy a star on me!

2007-09-08 07:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0 0

Iraq War compels us to regretfully declare
that both have lost their claim for that.

2007-09-07 22:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by The Tribune 5 · 0 0

Ha ha ! good one . No wonder the Govt is like this , if that's how HM selects them !

2007-09-07 23:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0 0

lmfaooooooooooo . cool nice one

gr8 joke mate . keep the rollin will yah

2007-09-07 22:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know.Bush was smart enough to steal two elections...

2007-09-07 22:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

that very good joke star

2007-09-07 23:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by Conan 3 · 0 0

blair is smarter they did NOT put us in war!

2007-09-07 22:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

top one mate

2007-09-07 23:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by jack 3 · 0 0

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