Click, pitter patter pitter patter, swoosh, ahh PART TWO?

Question

They run upstairs and go into the host's room. He is lying on the floor screaming in pain. They help him to the bed and asked What were those sounds? He said click was when I turned out the lights, pitter patter pitter patter is when I tip toed across the cold floor , swoosh is when I lept into the air and ARGGHHHH is when I hung my nad sack on the bed post.

Answer 1

ouch

Answer 2

funny