how to be really annoying?

Question

Subject: How to be annoying

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc."them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. don t use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
30. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
33. Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
34. Send this list to everyone in your email address book even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send things like this.

Answer 1

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This is what I do to annoy someone. God Bless.

Answer 2

35. Quit job in thee middle of the day and leave all your outstanding work that has been backing up for weeks for the only other worker in the office!

It's Saturday and I'm at the office thanks to my lovely coworker and her 35th addition to your list when I would have been at the beach if she hadn't pulled this shenanigan! Woo hoo! Love it! Oh well! Life goes on!

Happy weekend! :-)

Answer 3

Good ones to try out. Now you started something LOL

Answer 4

good 1

Answer 5

Love the hairdryer idea, nearly choked on my toast i laughed so much

Answer 6

very good - number 1 is my favorite - that would really wind someone up a treat!

Answer 7

how good is that!!!! made me laugh all the way though, and I might even practise some of them! WELL DONE YOU

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

well well i did no 34 awaiting responses now


do you think i will be ok with them

if not will let you know
thanks

Answer 10

They would make some good pranks hehehe

Answer 11

Some nice ones there. LOL