WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY.........
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my p@#$%!
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21. Not the king mall again!, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. That was a great fart! Do another one!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
2007-09-07 21:04:43 · 21 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well I'm off for a drink now
just going to ask the wife if its o k for me to go out
see you all in a couple of hours
forget it she saw me writing this and shouted don`t you dare bloody ask so bad news for you all i am still here
2007-09-07 22:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah in an imaginary world that would be a guy's perfect girl!
2007-09-07 21:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Danny82 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The perfect wife.
2007-09-08 07:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last us men seem to be getting through to you..hope you girls have been taking notes lol
2007-09-07 21:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice.
2007-09-07 21:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank Goodness I'll never be a perfect woman
2007-09-07 21:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
haha, very funny. every mans perfect dream hey!
atleast us women can laff at jokes about ourselfs.
have a star (",)
2007-09-07 21:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i were to meet this woman i would buy her a weeding ring for each finger and every toe. hell, l would probably take HER last name.
2007-09-07 21:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by "GoSANE" 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I noe that this is supposed to be funny, but I don't find it funny and moreover, I beleive it is offensive and degrading to women. If I knew a woman or girl like that, I'd just think that shes dirty and disgusting...unwomanly. If that is the type of women men prefer, then I guess nobody has a "perfect woman."
2007-09-07 21:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by SunshineNRain 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
2,4,6,8,10,11,14,15,20,21,25 are the ones that almost sums up the male mind/ psyche/ fantasies.......fact is just couple of weeks of this will make us sick of ourselves....pining for the opposite sex 'just simply the way they are'.......butt Star?
2007-09-07 21:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋