A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought, "I can outrun this guy," so he floored it and the race was on. The cars were racing down the highway at 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passed 100, the guy figured, "What the heck," and gave up. He pulled over to the curb. The police officer got out of his cruiser and approached the car.
He leaned down and said, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rearview mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
The officer let him go.
2007-09-07 20:07:12 · 12 answers · asked by bert 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Joke!!!! I'll give you a star
2007-09-07 21:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing actually! Now............I can't see any police officer actually doing this, as they love giving tickets to people who don't obey the law.........while the police offer speeds on down the highway just because he can get away with it. I have known many police officers who use their power and uniform to actually cheat. Bad cop!
2007-09-08 03:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by luv2seashore1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious a definite star*
2007-09-08 03:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
little old but i like the old ones
2007-09-08 03:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,am laughing my stomach out
2007-09-08 03:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by concerned girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its an oldie but a good one too.
Star for you!
2007-09-08 03:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-09-08 04:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luv it! starãï¼ãï½ã
2007-09-08 03:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My goodness...that was hilarious...lolz
2007-09-08 03:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....that was great....you deserve a star*....ENJOY!
2007-09-08 03:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋