A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (looking about 75 years old) pulls up next
to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view mirror."
2007-09-07 19:28:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...good one.
But the fastest and most expensive production car in the world is the Bugatti Veyron. It costs about $1.6 million and has a top speed of 253 mph.
Good joke nonetheless. LOL
2007-09-07 19:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by gebobs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKED this, this was a good one. The old man was only dreaming of going so fast in a car that he probably wished he had and he got hurt in the end...trying to gain something he cannot have.
2007-09-07 19:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jody, Cute story I really enjoy it. That old Fart was something else.
Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-09-07 19:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 8/10
2007-09-07 19:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by creepy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little lengthy , but cute overall.
2007-09-07 19:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by wesley_1971 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwwwwwwww man!!!!
thats just funny! but sad..the poor old guy ha ha
LOL LOL LOL
thanks so much u juts made my day!!!
:-) :-) :-)
star for you!!!!
2007-09-07 21:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Robin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
too cute
2007-09-07 20:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was really good....you deserve a star*....ENJOY!
2007-09-07 19:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2007-09-07 19:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by rentalsocks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋