2007-09-07 18:15:13 · 22 answers · asked by vapidparagon 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is not a religious attack against God or Christianity (I happen to be a practicing Episcopalian)
Its just a metaphorical question asking to compare the characteristics of Man's Best Friend and the Savior of All Men-
Seriously, chill out.
2007-09-07 18:33:26 · update #1
But He isn't, so don't worry about it.
2007-09-07 18:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
American Pit Bull Terrier.
Loves people, protects them from any harm from any source, and can be as gentle as a kitten.
Such a shame the breed is getting such negative press because of the way some are being mistreated and lashing out.
2007-09-08 01:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The canine equivalent of a Palestinian peasant--a mangy mutt that bites off dangling flecks of skin, leaving bloody scabs. He should lick other dogs' butts, representing Jesus's willingness to consort with sinners. But eventually he is caught by the dog-catcher and put to sleep.
2007-09-08 03:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would never be a dog and thats not a very good thing to say.how can you compare him to such a low creation. i'm not talking bad about dogs, but jesus is the most high, and a dog is....a dog.
2007-09-15 19:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Border Collie. Smart, strategic, able to round up dumb (metaphorically speaking) sheep. :)
At the same time loving and loyal.
2007-09-09 23:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by NRPeace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Jewish Spaniel
2007-09-08 01:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd be a mutt. He'd be an everyman, a joyous mixture, loyal and faithful and true. But I'm Agnostic so what do I know.
2007-09-08 01:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by macbeth00798 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that kind of talk begs for others to belittle Jesus, so if you love Jesus, I'd delete this question.
2007-09-15 21:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave us each the wonderful gift of free will.
Under free will, we are able to say whatevery we want, and to do whatever we want.
We can rejoice, praise, worship, love, etc....or we can ridicule, mock, or be just plain offensive. It's the choice of the individual.
BUT, with free will comes the responsibility of our words and actions.
You are in my prayers.
2007-09-08 01:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Saint Bernard. Seemingly harmless, yet he looms large....
2007-09-08 01:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by /\v/\TARD 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A shitzu
2007-09-08 01:25:58 · answer #11 · answered by Yat-zeu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋