A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."
2007-09-07 17:16:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....Just were DO you get these FUNNY jokes!!!
* for you, buddy! (as in my buddy, friend, etc. oh hell never mind) LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nfd♥
2007-09-08 07:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Saw it coming, but read it all the way to the end, love it. Keep it up, unless you're around the sheep.
2007-09-12 12:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend said he'd been thinking about buying a farm & raising some pigs & chickens. Now he wants to raise sheep too.
2007-09-08 13:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooo .
now thats strange how did sheep get laid mate and by whom ??
was it , cowboy , indian or the dog mate . lol
cheers mate
2007-09-08 00:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm seriously wondering if you are a comedian. My sides are aching from laughing too much.
2007-09-09 22:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
but why only "Indian"
u could have said another cowboy....
2007-09-08 00:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that made me laugh, star for you, good one
2007-09-08 11:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by Josh w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooopppps. im sure she does lie.
2007-09-10 18:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!! wow
2007-09-10 20:32:59 · answer #9 · answered by "Jessi-Baby" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋