A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.
The stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power, when you don't know s-h-i-t?"
2007-09-07 17:14:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great!!!!!
2007-09-14 00:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He heeee.
A fell off a horse once when I was doubling with my sister and I fell off the back and the horse crapped right on me,
NO JOKE!!!!!!
We laughed our butts off. We actually just reminisced about it the other day.
2007-09-13 16:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by beanhead1972((14HIM)) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooo another cracker mate .
phew!!! i didnt knew the little gal was givin porty training to a grown up . lol
cheers mate continue u hillarious bro
2007-09-07 17:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have to remember the next time I fly. Good one!
2007-09-08 06:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WoW!! You got me again LOL hahahahahahaha!!!! You are on a roll...keep them coming. I am coping everyone of them to send to my friends. VERY FUNNY
nfd♥
2007-09-08 07:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy mother of diss, he got his world rocked by a youngin.
2007-09-10 11:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thats a good way to be a smart alic.
2007-09-07 17:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by big feet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time i get some unsolicated advice i will remember that question---good one
2007-09-13 01:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh BURN!
that was great. have a star
Blessed Be
2007-09-07 17:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-07 17:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by parkourpracticer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one! i like it
2007-09-07 17:23:58 · answer #11 · answered by drea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋