An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened
from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think
you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts".
2007-09-07 16:34:22 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha nothing beats feeling stiff in the mornings.
2007-09-08 08:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahha so she wasn't feeling the usual stiff she gets on the odd morning then, have a star Jim
;-)
2007-09-07 16:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed those
2007-09-07 21:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Know that feeling well.
2007-09-07 20:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2007-09-07 21:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know the feeling!!
2007-09-07 16:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-07 22:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 22:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ain't funny.
2007-09-07 16:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! funny!!!!!
2007-09-07 23:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋