Did God create a burrito so big it collapsed in on itself and created a point singularity?
2007-09-07 14:36:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It was basically like a grand opening extravaganza for reality. They had a big sale on hydrogen. It was buy one helium, get three hydrogen free or something. Also, space was half off.
2007-09-07 14:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by The Instigator 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You are going to be haunted by hundreds of answers.
Because we currently believe the "big bang" was a singular event of expanding energy, and we have physical evidence to back up that finding, it is thought the known universe has been expanding for 13.5 billion years or more.
Most cosmologists believe that the universe is ever expanding. At one time the generally consensus called for a universe that was static or the "steady state theory"...very tidy but not backed up by our latest observations. Today's science shows that as our universe expands the largest galaxies around us are pulling in all nearby galaxies, including our own, by sheer gravitational force. The end result should be, eventually, cataclysmic...and possibly the start of another universe?
2007-09-07 15:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lizbiz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, In the beginning all the universe was created by a massive explosion. The size and scope has never been calculated. But the residual shock waves, according to scientists, still continue today. The exact time frame has never been figured out. The key question is, what existed the day before the bang?
2007-09-07 14:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm if the big bang was a burrito that took 6 days to create, and we are inhabiting the burrito everyday I guess we're living on a big mass of gas then..... hmmmm .... not so unlikely huh? Hahahahahaha
2007-09-07 14:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What scientists call the Big Bang was actually the after effect of that gigantic burrito on God's digestive system.No Beano then,you know!
2007-09-07 14:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* "God created light and separated light from darkness and day from night on the first day. However, he didn’t make the sun (i.e. those little things that produce light) until the fourth day.
Plants were made on the 3rd day before the sun was made to drive photosynthesis."
Vedic mythology contends that the expansion and contraction of the universe is the in-out breath of Brahma.
** Carl Sagan stated, "Vedic Cosmology is the only one in which the time scales correspond to those of modern scientific cosmology."
Carl doesn’t say the old Hindus’ views of the gods were real but they sure knew a lot about mathematics.
2007-09-07 22:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody knows what the big bang was. God created everything in an orderly way. It takes Ph.D.'s and doctors of whatever to think up the big bang of chaos.
2007-09-07 14:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, it wasn't a burrito, it was a 'chevynova' and when it collapsed there was a really loud.....bang. Ergo, the theory. Have a good day
2007-09-07 14:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by vancup2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One giant gas bubble has been building up since he ate the giant burrito. We are in trouble when the bubble breaks. Maybe that's what the Apocalypse will be.
2007-09-07 14:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Houston 500
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2007-09-07 14:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tragic Tapas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋