He said, "Ouch. That hurt!"
2007-09-07 12:38:18 · 35 answers · asked by Room_101 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I made up this joke more than 20 years ago and have heard it in numerous guises. Even Jim Davidson told it on t.v. Plagiarist!!
When I first told it, all I got was blank stares.
I'm so glad must of you guys find it laughable.
2007-09-10 04:43:15 · update #1
A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables
The barman says "Oi, I hope your not gonna start anything"
2007-09-07 14:01:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that! LOL I know one
Oxygen and helium are at the bar getting a drink when gold walks in. Then helium says AU get out of the bar!
Get it? AU is the atomic symbol for gold
Nerd joke LOL
2007-09-07 12:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey why the long face?"
So a termite walks into a bar and says
"Hey, is the bartender here?"
2007-09-07 12:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Yahoofx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sue the scaffold company bars should be well marked
2007-09-09 12:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I've heard this joke a million times but this was thef irst time I actually understood it!
2007-09-07 12:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by ○•Picasso•○ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL sounds like 1 my mom would say
2007-09-07 12:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by justme 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard this one as.
two guy walk into a bar and the third one ducks.
2007-09-07 12:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. A, Luc, you 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"
2007-09-07 12:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Roderick F 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
*falls asleep* i heard that joke in 2nd grade.. im only in 7th XD
2007-09-07 12:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Jenny ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha. Ha. Ha.
2007-09-07 12:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋