A homeless person walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a cocktail stick. The barman, being a nice guy, gives the man a cocktail stick. The guy thanks him and leaves.
A couple of minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. The barman, getting rather confused gives him one and watches him leave.
Another homeless guy comes in and asks for the same thing.
A fourth homeless guy comes in and asks for a straw. The barman asks "Don't you want a cocktail stick like all the others?"
The homeless guy says "No thanks. Someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone!"
2007-09-07 11:41:02 · 21 answers · asked by islandmonkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's sick mate, don't bring it up again
2007-09-07 11:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
I bet the barman gave him seconds
2007-09-10 12:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before; it was so far back into the heath and moor that even Episcopalians were handling snakes for religious reasons.
2007-09-07 15:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree it was a sick joke in many ways but highly funny. Making my stomach heave. lol.x
2007-09-07 13:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sazzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I think I get it. Ew.
Hes gonna drink the puke.
Disgusting
2007-09-07 11:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by .Anita. 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol I liked it. But they should have went for the chunks first More filling!
2007-09-07 11:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by prouble1 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why do I have to read things that warn me not to!!!
2007-09-07 15:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - at least no homeless will get to read it
2007-09-07 11:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by willygromit 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
haha i thought you meant sick as inn...like..naughty sick? heh. thats gross..buuuutt.its not like..that bad.
2007-09-07 12:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by dee-xo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really sick im away to boke
2007-09-09 22:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by irene c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always like these kinds of jokes!!!!!
Funny, that's my favorite so far!!
2007-09-07 12:34:12 · answer #11 · answered by Kenzie :D 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋