Guess What ....
dont look please i have a ghost behind me its scaring me what can i do i have ried paying it i even tried giving it to my dog he said no and spat it out oh yeh i forgot to say my dog can talk what can i do he said to me hello jacob back and fried ds lite for breakfast i said no quite worried so i told my mum and she said MEEOWW i was scared and i spoke to my dad and he said WOOF WOOF and michael jackson sad Hi Child i RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN and a chiild called bob jghfihgxdfhgisdhfghidfigh mcman said Hi child want a wollypop i said yes and he jabbed he in the face and i killed him then zdhvjxsbhsghsdhf mc jewbew.................................................... said hi
can some tell me what a jew is i am just wondering Thanx Very Much:D
2007-09-07 11:38:50 · 15 answers · asked by ๑۩۞۩๑Jake๑۩۞۩๑ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guess What??
I'll take the two points and run from your madness!
2007-09-07 11:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stole a ghost once. I lured it away with some sweet corn then ate a microwaveable dinner and pooed in its head. Then I said raa and scared away the postman. I aslo shot a gun with a tic tac holder. Then I made a drink of ice cold fire. I watched jackass then played poker with the ghost. He wasn't very good and I got all of his money. He still wanted to play so I poketed the cash and we started to play srtip poker I won again and he flew home as he had no clothes on. We play poker every Friday.
Amen.
2007-09-07 19:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of a scattered group of people that traces its descent from the Biblical Hebrews or from postexilic adherents of Judaism; Israelite.
2. a person whose religion is Judaism.
3. a subject of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
–adjective 4. Offensive. of Jews; Jewish.
2007-09-07 18:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you ask Kookeepsybob...he should know becuse everytime he puts on his cat wiskers he starts to bark louder and louder at Shokopsiburghplyskopp....who never pays attention anyways cause she's too busy reading the fingerprints on the wall.
2007-09-07 18:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by mikey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was once a plumber who went to a haunted house to fix a leak. He felt a cold tap on his shoulder........
2007-09-07 19:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woah! You need to see a psychiatrist!
P.S. Yeah! You have a pikachu avatar! XD
2007-09-07 19:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by rlsejhm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL that micheal jackson bit was well funny
2007-09-10 16:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this was an easy two points. dictionary.com type in jew, there
2007-09-07 18:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jewish r partly jews and jews r full jew best answer plz
2007-09-07 18:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by animoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2pts! Haha
2007-09-07 19:19:45 · answer #10 · answered by ღஜღ Øŧåķų Ťŵĩŋş Åŧ Ħęåŗŧ ღஜღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋