There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a pi ss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a sh it instead."
2007-09-07 11:24:33 · 18 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol :) 4 stars****
2007-09-07 11:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lol, I Get It Now, That Was A Good Joke
But Kinda Odd,
2007-09-07 19:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! you're right that's a scream.. Serves him right for that Good bet though he won't be getting any Milk Duds from the snack bar for a while.
2007-09-07 18:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super stupid dud 7 1/5
2007-09-07 18:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 funny...you must get a star for this one.
2007-09-08 00:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by JoUrNeE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny star for you and i hope that no one ever does that.
2007-09-07 21:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny, but she should not have gone to the bathroom in the movie theater. that is rude & gross. but w/e! that is funny & it serves him right to be tryin' to get some in the movies & to be touching her like that. he needs to control himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-07 18:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by CARULZ1590 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i will star i hope he washed his hands after this
2007-09-07 18:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao thats hilarious :))
2007-09-07 18:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by kelseygurl_2011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH!
That's perfect
Disgusting, but great
2007-09-07 18:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Insane Beaver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋