How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy,
and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between an oral
thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
2007-09-07 11:03:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good ones and so very funny especially the last one.
2007-09-07 21:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice ones.
2007-09-07 18:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!
soooooo funny!!!!
they're pretty clever!!!!
did you make some of them up???
you're pretty smart!!!
cheers!!!
2007-09-07 18:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-09-07 18:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Carolinabear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋