A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
2007-09-07 10:57:43 · 8 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!!! I LOVE Your Jokes,
2007-09-07 11:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooo . nice one
the mn was so upset that he took out toothpaste and tooth brush and he brushed the gals mouth so she could talk clean and than stuffed the toilet paper in her mouth so that if there was some more trash ti could cover it.
cheers and nice day
2007-09-07 11:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 11:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
needs a better punch line.
2007-09-07 11:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by rem552000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOH!
Heard it before, but its still funny!!!
Star for you!
2007-09-07 11:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...that is really funny!
2007-09-07 11:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by That Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was funny i <3ed it
2007-09-07 11:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-07 11:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋