After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
2007-09-07 10:15:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. lol
2007-09-07 21:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DOH! Good one!!
Great!! Now you got me looking around the house for my girlfriends old pictures!!
Star for you!
=oP
2007-09-07 10:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 10:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The good news is that he doesn't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
The bad news is the reason why.
2007-09-07 10:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Still giggling
2007-09-07 10:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah
heard it b 4
good joke
2007-09-07 10:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahha
oh man thats gotta suck.
You get a star.
2007-09-07 10:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one I did't see that coming.
2007-09-07 14:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-09-07 10:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha....that's even worse. XD
2007-09-07 10:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Meow Mix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋