Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hard ware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
2007-09-07 10:12:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! please pick me as best answer.
2007-09-07 10:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by CouGaR 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG the place did u get this humorous tale frm?? that's soooooooo humorous u made me fall of me settee virtually brake me computing gadget !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that substitute into soooooooo humorous returned thnx 4 making me chuckle ha ha ha aha giv ur self a pat on da returned 8-)
2016-10-10 03:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe half the women tell good jokes the other half marry 'em.
2007-09-07 10:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 10:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL those are good. Here's another...
Men are like commercials...you can't believe a word they say.
Have a star on me. :D
2007-09-07 14:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-09-07 10:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!! 10 outa 10.... Absolutely correct!!!!!! lol
2007-09-07 11:21:16 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol like the cement one!!!
2007-09-07 11:18:25 · answer #8 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that, sister! LOL
2007-09-07 10:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, oh yes. Have a Star!!
2007-09-07 10:17:20 · answer #10 · answered by Sam G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So true lol
2007-09-07 21:31:09 · answer #11 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋