A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race.
The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde".
The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
2007-09-07 10:10:38 · 17 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in case of of an accident over the water please pull out the blonde from under your seat, and use as a flotation device. Thank you
Good Joke! Star for you!!
=oP
2007-09-07 11:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Blonde or what? Although I must say she does have a point. I am not a blonde by the way.
2007-09-07 10:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 11:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Humm...swimming with your breasts and no arms. Can't say I've ever tried.
Nice joke.
2007-09-07 10:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Meow Mix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already. Make me smile.
2007-09-07 21:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So thats what there designed for then! Ha!
2007-09-07 10:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Bitchb 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow the blonde is an idiot.
2007-09-07 10:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by hobo h 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahahahahha! Dumb blonde!
2007-09-07 11:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee
2007-09-07 10:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
would have been a great race to watch..............ah
V funny
2007-09-07 11:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by willygromit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋