A woman who is a HUGE boxing fan decides to get two tattoos, one of Mike Tyson on her right thigh and Evander Holyfield on her left thigh. After a few hours the tattoo artist gives her a mirror to see his artwork. "Damn you! that looks nothing like Mike and Evander! I'm not paying you a damn cent, in fact I ought to sue you!" she yells. The tattoo artist said, "Hold on, I think I did a damn good job, what do you say we find an impartial third person to give his opinion before we get excited" She agrees and they go to the bar next door. In the bar is a drunk guy watching the fights on TV. The tattoo artist says "He looks like a boxing fan, he should know" The woman lifts up her dress and says "Check out my tattoos, do you recognize who they are suposed to be?" The drunk looks back and forth a couple of times. "Well, I haven't the slightest idea who those guys on either end are but I swear the dude in the middle has to be DON KING!"
2007-09-07 10:08:37 · 7 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao. lol. please pick me for best answer.
2007-09-07 10:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by CouGaR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the beginning watch each combat of Tysons the place he have been given taken the area, Tony Tucker, James Smith hes been in some fights the place that each and all of us they do. And no Tysons downfall replaced into that he left Kevin Rooney and commenced preparation 0.5 assed and had green human beings around him. He replaced into commencing to slip after the Spinks combat in 88, by the time ninety six rolled around he wasn't even the comparable fighter anymore. And Lennox Lewis consistent with possibility had between the toughest precise hands in heavyweight historic past, Lewis had extensive potential, so im not sure why you may say he could no longer punch. There has constantly been protecting contained in the heavyweights, constantly, not greater now then earlier. You get allot of protecting once you get an interior fighter against an outdoors fighter, that's the technique that works, you tie your guy up while he gets interior, push him off and resume with the jab. Hell theres allot greater dry humping on the mat in MMA then there his protecting in boxing. And specific protecting must be allowed, its component to the sport, too a lot protecting and fighter get penalized or disqualified, seem at Hennry Awkinwande vs Lennox Lewis, Awkinwande held a lot generators Lane DQ'd him.
2016-10-04 04:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by belvin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol. funny! *
oh by the way... why the h*ll would someone get mike tyson on them? Why not oscar de la hoya!
2007-09-07 10:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 11:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow a non boxer fan would not even care or get that
2007-09-07 10:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by animoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sicko
2007-09-07 10:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Booster Gold 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! funny
2007-09-07 10:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋