This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,
"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
2007-09-07 10:01:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love jokes like that. thanks.
2007-09-07 10:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think for you. little ones of this age are so reliable willed and their friends are the main serious element to them. If the college are actually not assisting you you need to attempt calling the guidance dept to communicate to the welfare officer. they could have some suggestion. I even have purely had touch with those human beings as quickly as because of the fact my little ones observed a violent attack on me and had to stay off college yet they have been somewhat understand-how and effectual. the certainty you're soliciting for help and that they don't look to be chasing you is going a protracted way. comparable to the previous conflict awl truant officer is so a procedures off it is unreal. in the experience that your newborn does not attend college you need to finally end up in court docket and be fined alot of money, no count how good someone/be sure you're. reliable success.
2016-11-14 10:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by tahir 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny not hillarious though. Good luck ill give ya a star
2007-09-07 10:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny joke never heard that before 10/10
2007-09-07 10:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by laydee££$$$$% 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one - you can always count on the wife to stick you right in it
2007-09-07 11:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by willygromit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOH! - No LOVE for the MAN!! lol
=oP
2007-09-07 10:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-07 10:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG she gave her husband away. lol
2007-09-07 21:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went down well in this household. keep 'em coming
2007-09-07 10:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sam G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG, that was soooo frigging funny. STAR 4 U!!!!
2007-09-07 11:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny :-)
2007-09-07 10:15:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋