2007-09-07 09:43:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe you should get your son a cellphone with God on speed-dial. I think that's Bush's secret.
2007-09-07 09:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Curious George is a result of the genetic reversal of his gene pool. If he is smart enough to put his penis in a vagina (unlikeley) then the next president (after the 2008 president) will have the intelligence of roughly a small rodent. (Because we all know if ma daddy is the prez so will I gon' be)
2007-09-07 16:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tanjo22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because George Bush is still a monkey and your son is a human.
2007-09-07 16:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by mathaowny 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Because he's not as unscrupulous, I suspect. Remember that the fundamentalist right supported GWB, and they are always right; right?
Or as was pointed out in Atlantic City when Barry Goldwater ran for President: yeah, far right. One of my enduring memories is seeing that billboard soaring over the Steel Pier. The original was "In your heart you know he's right." Some enterprising wits got up there and added: "Yeah, far right."
2007-09-08 09:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution works but didn't help GW Bush....there's still a lot of Australopithecus in there.
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2007-09-07 16:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by gnosticv 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GW Bush proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that we evolved from chimps. He's the missing link himself.
2007-09-07 16:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If your son isn't as "great" as GW, you might want to have him tested for special ed classes. GW is the real life equal to Forrest Gump.
2007-09-07 16:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well what has evolution got to do with who is great. This question makes no sense at all
2007-09-07 17:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by wreaser2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your son retarded? That's about the only way he couldn't be greater than that moron. Even then he might be. Still, showing one person greater than another is no argument against evolution.
2007-09-07 16:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If your son exists why are there still Bushes?
2007-09-07 16:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋