why haven't the pittsburg pirates won more world series'
And why are the tampa bay buccaneers such a crappy team?
this is proof that your FSM is no more than a fabricated story.
2007-09-07 09:40:17 · 8 answers · asked by Bluto Blutarsky16 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those aren't REAL pirates. They're nominal pirates, disgraces to the TRUE pirates all around the world. Such hypocrites and charlatans don't deserve to use such a grand title as "pirate". They disparage everything we're about.
2007-09-07 09:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Pittsburgh Pirates aren't REAL pirates, so the FSM finds that sacrilegious and withholds his support.
Tampa is too humid for good pasta. 'Nuff said.
2007-09-07 16:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by buddhamonkeyboy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmph. Tampa won the Superbowl, what 2 years ago? 3?
:P
And His Noodly Goodness has better things to do than fix sports matches. There's Food Network to reform and Atkins to fight!
2007-09-07 16:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The pirate must remain an underdog to fufil his true position, and therefore cannot always win.
And buccaneers are a poor impression of pirates.
2007-09-07 16:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
String Theory.
Don't forget: September 19th is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Argh!
2007-09-07 17:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their is simply not enough pirates to counter the effects of global warming and win Superbowls and Pennants, See it makes sense now right?
2007-09-07 16:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kraig P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they are only sports teams using pirate images, not true pirates.
2007-09-07 16:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it's obviously becuase the teams have rejected his noodly appendages.
2007-09-07 16:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Quailman 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋