A little kid walks onto a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2007-09-07 09:35:28 · 13 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and that's to all the bus drivers who park up for more than 5 minutes, outside my house, with their engines running,. moron mentality, agree whole heartedly
2007-09-07 09:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by valda54 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo . nice one .
well bus driver just got ticket by a kid for bullying him .
cheers mate
2007-09-07 09:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad! Did the kid die later under suspicious circumstances?
2007-09-07 09:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-07 11:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but I love this joke. Good job.
2007-09-07 09:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Semper Fidelis 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes even said again its a good one
2007-09-07 09:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that ot me laughting i have to show this to my friends
2007-09-07 09:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tehe...that bus driver got BURNED!
2007-09-07 09:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jaclyn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that made me laugh.
2007-09-07 09:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL.Ha
2007-09-07 17:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Kiana H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋