A man breaks into a house and as he does he hears a voice say" I can see you, Jesus can see you." Startled he turns round to see a parrot in a cage. Sure enough the parrot says " I can see you, Jesus can see you ". The buglar laughs and says " what's your name?" The parrot says " Bumpy Bird" The burglar says " What kind of moron calls a parrot Bumpy Bird!"
The parrot says,
"the same kind of moron that calls their pitbull Jesus."
2007-09-07 09:29:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that was funny,but how glad am I not being that burglar,cause them pittbulls give me the creeps,but thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-09-07 11:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-07 16:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-09-07 16:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Norah B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one so 10/10.!!!
Jesus is coming, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-07 16:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-08 06:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cut3
2007-09-07 17:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by lil chicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha
funnnny
2007-09-07 16:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
:) xx
2007-09-07 16:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋