Hey - Let's make up our own religion!?

Question

Each reply gets to pick a tenet - it'll be fun!

Then, the gooey goodness of condemning others can begin!

(That last bit is sarcasm, BTW)

Mornings after hollidays and three day weekends shall be declared high holy days, which we celebrate by sleeping in?

Lift thy snarky comments skyward, bretheren!

Jeez...

Look at all the fundie comments - you'd think we were serious. Lighten up, folks - this is called FUN. We are AMUSING OURSELVES. I don't think anyone is actually serious about this.

Answer 1

Thou are superior to all others of thine human race and therefore are incabable of erring. Therefore any errs thouest doth create thus become law.

Answer 2

I have, its not made up it is blessed by the infallable leader. Myself.
It is the Second Reformed Church of Comparative Mythology,

Breif History of the All holy church and its coming into being.

While Perusing the aluminum foil deflector beenie web site I the infallable leader. Decided to form the CHURCH of comparative mythology.
I had then sought to seek a convert My son. This was the early flowering. However when MY son learned how to talk he converted to christianity.
There was scism in the church and the council of elders existing in my head decided to change the name of the church to the
Second reformed church of comparative mythology.
I no longer activley seek converts. I do not want to have to change the letter heads everytime someone has a new idea and I like being the infallable leader.
Changing the letter heads would be a problem I need to Give the Jehovas witnesses and mormans my pamphlet when they knock on the door.

SO YOU CANT JOIN unless You send me 23.96 and promise never to question my infallable infallableness.

Answer 3

i will see Rudolph because of the fact the main considerable character, and a narrative revolving around the existence of Rudolph, gratifying prophecies and appearing magic. the belief of the dominion of God, and the 25 Gods would be so ingrained interior the story putting, that it will not be puzzled. one element, is Rudolph the son of Marthezus or Beulus? i think of there could desire to be 12 disciples of Rudolph, and 12 anti-disciples of Rudolph interior the story. they might symbolize the whole 25 Gods. 12+12+a million=25, and you will't disprove that!

Answer 4

Already got one, thank you... "The Church of Divine Wealth", where we practice the miracle of 'faith-crippling', by a mere 'laying-on of hands'. (For a small donation, Brother Roscoe would come over with the 'Holy Baseball Bat', and perform the miracle on a person of your choice.) I was the "Freakin' Deacon" of the Church... essentially, the equivalent of the Pope. You're welcome to join, if you'd like... we could use come help making up the mythological 'truths' that we (will) believe in.

Since the Church was loosely rooted in Judeo-Christian dogma, we felt that we were obliged to have some kind of rules; so, we adopted the 'Nine Suggestions'. These were (again... loosely) based on the 'Ten Commandments', even though we thought they were a bit over-restrictive. So, we replaced all references to 'god' with 'tooth fairy' and then we redefined 'adultry' to mean sexual activity between two consenting persons... either adults, or otherwise legally emancipated in their state, city or other applicable political subdivision of domicile. After that, there didn't seem to be anything wrong with it, so we threw it out, leaving nine.

The burden of adhering to the rest in the conventional manner seemed kind of onerous, too... so we changed them from 'commandments' to 'suggestions'. They all still had to be obeyed... one-at-a-time... for a month-at-a-time... in order. In homage to the original ten, though, after you get done obeying the nine, you get a month off... then start over.

We realized that we might still occasionally encounter unpleasant circumstances, and thought it prudent to provide some kind of 'out'... so we devised a 'wild-card'. If you were in the midst of obeying a particular suggestion, and happened to encounter a compelling reason not to obey it, you could play the 'wild-card', and switch to another suggestion, of your choice. But (wanting to maintain discipline), this could only be done once-per-cycle.

For example, if you happened to be doing "thou probably shouldn't covet thy neighbor's wife", and you happened to encounter a neighbors wife that you were inclined to covet, you could switch to "thou probably shouldn't kill anybody this month", instead... without fear of being condemned to hell. (Brother Roscoe is exempt from that one, via 'Special Dispensation' from the Freakin' Deacon.)

Compliance was encouraged via the honor system.

We thought this worked out pretty well, overall. Having made all these progressive changes and improvements, we find that, on average, far fewer of our followers end up in hell, compared to the more mainstream Abrahamic death cults of desert monotheism.

Answer 5

Well allthoguh every single religion was made up long ago, yes you god believers, it was amde up wether u think it or not,

but anyways ill pitch in

thou shall not belive any other religion

XD

o yeh and we worship bunnies and baby carrots

Answer 6

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors gooey goodness.

Answer 7

I was just telling my mum the other day we should make up our own. We thought we'd reverse a few popular religions and insist on needing ten husbands who must serve as slaves. I wish it would catch on.

Answer 8

JODIE! XD

Duude lets pray to cats! hmm? hmm?
wait maybe Apples?

The Apple Goddess and God Kitty!

=]

Answer 9

Hmmm, lets see, since so many religious groups make women wear the funny clothes, lets say men have to wear white shirts, black ties, pork pie hat, and sunglasses-it's the Jake & Elwood commandment.

Answer 10

Cartoons should go back to being written by Americans, and drawn in American styles by Korean cartoonist slave labor. It shalt be a sin to re-hash 15 year old Japanese cartoons and repackage them to blind our youth.