Middle aged woman looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly."
he says to her husband "Pay me a compliment, dear."
Hubby says, "Your eyesight is perfect!"
2007-09-07 09:17:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao 10/10*
A convict breaks into a house & ties up the husband & wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife, " satisfy him or he'll kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you". The wife replies " He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear, he's gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Lets see who strong now"
2007-09-08 02:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A snake goes into the doctors complaining about his eyesight so the doctor fits him with a pair of eyeglasses, a week later the snake returns, the doctor says "How are the glasses working for you?" The snake says "I feel terrible, I just found out I've been living with a garden hose for the past two years.
2007-09-07 16:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sure.
Middle aged man looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly."
he says to his wife "Pay me a compliment, dear."
Darling says, "Your eyesight is perfect!"
2007-09-07 16:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Both ball 1 made me giggle
Q: what do u call a pig that does karate?
A: a pork chop
2007-09-07 16:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by karrigan1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooo . nice compliment for the husband .
cheers mate
2007-09-07 16:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ! bloke walks into a bar, he says owwww ! doh lol
2007-09-07 16:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by kebablamb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you see when the doughboy turns around?
Dough nuts ;-P
2007-09-07 16:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
20/20 vision I presume, lol.!!!
Excellent Sean so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-07 16:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad, quickest joke ever as follows!?!?!
two gay cowboys first says y'up (are you up)
second says yep (yes)
2007-09-07 16:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Not bad for a cabbage! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need some new material, if i start coming out with my man jokes il be here all night
2007-09-07 16:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by J M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋