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...will you wear a possum hat to prove your adherence to the underlying philosophies of breeding Vancouver Island Marmots in the winter, just to spite that farting cur that is the coal shoveler on the S.S. Petunia, a world-class ocean liner dedicated to bringing the decayed remains of Tandoori chicken to underfed Republican campaign managers, twice accused of mopery?

2007-09-07 09:17:07 · 31 answers · asked by delsydebothom 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I apologizie fore da spallin mesteak.

2007-09-07 09:22:24 · update #1

31 answers

Whoa, man. Easy on those shroom caps, all right?

2007-09-07 09:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1 0

I will... if you will agree to stop molesting those same poor marmots - they don't seem to appreciate the clouds of pollution that follow said ocean liner into their habitat. As for mopery, it's a victimless crime - perhaps induced by some kind of bird flu transmitted through the decayed chicken that the Coal Shovelers Union keeps delivering to the campaign managers.

2007-09-07 16:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by AngG 3 · 0 0

There is no such thing as an underfed Republican campaign manager.
An accusation of mopery is not a mopery conviction!

2007-09-07 16:23:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's the most non-linear question I've ever read. Now there's an example of intelligent design!

2007-09-07 16:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by mmmmbacon 2 · 0 0

When the East is the House -Oh my GOD danger- I get like that when I mix Ketamine with Ether.

2007-09-07 17:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tandoori is not a proper noun, and thus should not have been capitalized in your massive run-on sentence.

2007-09-07 16:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yep, it is y-o-u-'-r-e. I'm not quite an atheist either but what is this about wering possum hats? Because I am vegan so no...I wouldn't do that.

2007-09-07 16:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by me n' mona 4 · 1 0

I wonder how old you are . The above reads like the work of a below average fourth grader .

2007-09-07 16:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hm. No because the possum gods demand that I don't.

2007-09-07 16:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by mathaowny 6 · 1 0

a lovely attack the atheist "question" lol how original....... I'm not an atheists but I've yet to find many people that are real atheists...... finding a real one is like finding a needle in a haystack .....

2007-09-07 16:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by suesue 5 · 0 1

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