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10 most important men in a women's life


1) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
3) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
4) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
7) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

2007-09-07 08:18:42 · 30 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

Why would I hate you, those are funny!!!!!!!!!

Some people on here have not sense of humor

2007-09-07 08:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by CAM 5 · 1 0

1. Bully 2. Anger issues. 3. Money obsessed 4. Presses snooze alarm 5 times 5. Won't make sandwiches 6. Junk collector I guess that's it for now.

2016-04-03 09:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldnt want the mailman because i dont need and packages delivered right now



to young :)

2007-09-07 08:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by ~*FuTuRe CoSmEtOloGiSt*~ 4 · 0 0

Of course

2015-07-28 13:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Pascual 1 · 0 0

roflmao star 4 u

2007-09-07 10:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sam G 2 · 0 0

i cant find a reason 2 hate u 4 that it was hillarious! xD

2007-09-07 08:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ooooooh I think I like the Hunter.... sounds like my kinda man!!!

2007-09-07 08:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 1 0

Your on a roll today my girl and it isn't even morning tea time yet

2007-09-07 09:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Great one...need to send it to some friends.

2007-09-07 08:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny ill have to become a doctor

2007-09-07 23:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

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