the thing is they are quite well off and i reckon there will be a reward. The cat is in my freezer at the moment waiting for the 'missing pet' signs to go up around town.
how long does a medium sized kitty take to defrost anyway ??
2007-09-07 07:53:16 · 25 answers · asked by ozzysheeplover 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
oh no way!! i dont mean to laugh but that is so funny. try baking it and giving a cat pie as a present lol, i dont mean to offend any cat lovers. but this question cant be real!!!
people get a life, its a joke!! surely we are all intitled to different sense of humours??
besides cats cant talk or read so they wont be offended!!
and YES I LOVE CATS!!
2007-09-07 10:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by bemusedconfused 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! I can’t believe this! Uhm.... First of all I don’t think you should’ve touched the cat after you ran over it.. It was a simple mistake/accident (hopefully) and you should’ve told your neighbor when it happened.
BUT, now that you are in this mess... Either burry the cat somewhere really far, or tell your neighbors what happened... Either way you gotta get that thing out of your freezer... That’s gross! lol
2007-09-07 08:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by mariluv505 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really hope you didn't mean to run it over. If you did mean it and they happened to find out, they could press charges on you for animal cruelty which could lead you to jail. I'm not lying. But if it was an accident, truthfully, then I think you are a horrible person for wanting money just for finding their cat. I hope you get what's comming to you.
2007-09-07 10:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good 24 hours or 19 minutes in the microwave
2007-09-07 09:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by steve j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a catastrophe! Keep the cat as a trophy!
2007-09-07 11:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by other boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope you are joking about what you are doing. Otherwise, you are showing signs of a severe mental problem. And if you are joking, you are doing it in very poor taste.
2007-09-07 08:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by cat lover 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be kinder to your neighbours to own up. They are most probably worrying where their cat has gone. But, please defrost it before you do.
2007-09-07 08:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you bieng serious!
The cat's in your freezer!
Your kidding!
2007-09-07 09:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so you are in it for the money.....why did you not take out their obnoxious kid instead? Probably because there would be no reward, eh.?
2007-09-07 08:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Invite them over for dinner.
You can serve catsserole!
2007-09-07 10:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dingus M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋