A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.
2007-09-07 04:46:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car
is new or the wife.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.
When do you congratulate someone for their mistake.
On their marriage.
If you do NOT have a wife - You are missing Some thing in your life.
If you have a wife - You are missing So Many things in your life.
2007-09-07 04:49:19 · update #1
Excellent ones Black.!!!
Loved them so 10/10.!!!
Got us guys laughing here - cheers.!!!
2007-09-07 05:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Have a star.
2007-09-07 12:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
*throws you a star*
2007-09-07 11:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hyper-funny !!! absolutely brilliant. A star if YA will let me.
More if you got it, please.
yep, you got your star.
2007-09-07 11:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaaaaa, almost to true to be funny
2007-09-07 12:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-07 12:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He! he! he! you can have a star for that, very good......
2007-09-07 12:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 11:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lol
2007-09-07 14:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those were brilliant.
2007-09-07 12:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋